Tales from the Carpool Lane

What's it called when you fart and $$it comes out? Shart!
Andrew: Who sharted?
Jack: You sharted!
Colin: No, you sharted!
Eric: Brendan sharted!

Shart, Shart Shart... you see where I'm going from here...

Which morphed into:

What do you do when you are out with a girl and you have to take a crap?
Oh, man, that sucks. Its not like you are in your nice quite bathroom taking your time and it feels good.

No dude, that would be awful.
You have to just push it out really fast, like in the amount of time you normally take to piss.
Yeah, cause you don't want to be takin' a long time and the girl wonderin' what you're doin'.
What if its like a giant one and it won't come out?
You gotta just push super hard and get that big one out.
(loud pushing and grunting noises)
And don't make any noises either...

And that segued right into:
Hey, anybody look at the KKK website in history today? (they are studying the civil rights movement)

Yeah, it said Love on it.
No idiot! It said something about a "Message of Hope and Deliverance"...
Whatever that means...
Dude, I hope they deliver me right out of KKK. That stuff sucks so bad.
Who believes that crap anyway???

It is what it is...
Namaste